Are you Henry?
Yes.
Girl named Mary called on the pay-phone.
Said she said her parents and you are invited to dinner.
Oh, yeah?
Thank you very much.
You're late, Henry.
I didn't know if you wanted me to come or not. Where have you been?
You never come around anymore.
Dinner's almost ready.
Come on in.
Hello there.
Hello.
I'm very pleased to meet you.
Sit down.
It's Henry. isn't it?
Yes.
Mary tells me you're a very nice fellow. What do you do?
I-I am on vacation.
What did you do?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I work in Lapell's factory.
I'm a printer.
Henry is very clever at printing.
Yes, he sounds very clever.
I thought I heard a stranger.
We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things, they're man-made.
Little damn things, smaller than my fist.
But they're new.
I'm Bill.
- Hello, I'm Henry. - Henry is at Lapell's factory.
Printing's your business, huh? Plumbing is mine.
30 years. I've seen this neighbourhood change from pastures to the hell-hole it is now!
I put every damn pipe in this neighborhood.
- Dad! - Bill!
And people think pipes grow in their home, well they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees.
- Look at my knees! - Bill!
- Are you hungry? - Bill!
The girls had heard this before...
but 14 years ago, I had an operation on my arm here.
Doctors said I wouldn't be able to use it. But what the hell do they know, I said.
And I rubbed it for a half hour every day and then I got so as... I could move it a little.
And I got so as... so I could turn a faucet and pretty soon I had my arm back again.
Now I can't feel a damn thing in it. All numb...
I'm afraid to cut it, you know.
Mary usually does the carving but maybe tonight you'll do it, Henry.
All right with you?
Of course.
I'd be happy to.
I just... just cut them up like regular chickens?
Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.
She'll be all right in a minute.
Excuse me.
Well, Henry, what do you know?
I don't know much of anything.
Henry, may I speak to you a minute?
Over here.
Did you and Mary had sexual intercourse?
- Why? - Did you?
- Why are you asking me this question? - I have a very good reason.
And now I want you to tell me.
I-I'm very... I love Mary.
Henry, I asked you if you and Mary had sexual intercourse.
- I-I don't think it's any of your business. - Henry!
Sorry.
You're in very bad trouble if you won't cooperate.
Well... I...
- Mary! - Mother!
- Answer me! - I'm too nervous.
- There's a baby. It's at the hospital. - Mom!
- And you're the father. - It isn't possible...
- They're still not sure it is a baby. - It's premature, but there's a baby.
After the two of you are married which should be very soon, you can pick the baby up.
Mom, he's got a nose bleed.
I'll get ice.
You don't mind do you Henry, I mean about getting married?
No!
This dinner's getting mighty cold.
Is there any mail?
No.
Shut up!
I can't stand it. I'm going home.
- What are you talking about? - I can't even sleep. I'm losing my mind.
You're on vacation, now. You can take care of it for a night.
Will you come back tomorrow?
All I need is a decent night's sleep.
Why don't you just stay home?
I'll do what I wanna do.
And you better take real good care of things while I'm gone.
Oh, you are sick...
Move over.
Move over!
I locked myself out of my apartment.
And it's so late.
Where's your wife?
She must've gone back to her parents, again.
I'm not sure.
Can I spend the night here?
In heaven everything is fine
You've got your good things and I've got mine
In heaven everything is fine
You've got your good things and you've got mine
In heaven... ...everything is fine
Ok, Paul!
Hiya sonny, what you got there?
Counter, Paul!
It's OK.